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10,000+ couples have got freaky again with this
10,000+ couples from verified UK buyers
The Ultimate Date Night Bundle

You Don't Get Freaky Anymore
Because Nobody Goes First.

So we made a game where nobody has to. 🔥170 cards that get the two of you back to how you were before the routine set in — one dare at a time. No awkward conversation. No rules to learn. Nobody has to go first.

87%discover something new in the first 30 mins
94%said a better night than Netflix ever gave them
90%heard something their partner had never said out loud
£40 £90 Save £50 🎁 + £30 free
Dispatched within 24 hours
What you get for £40 Three games. One night.
Sip, Strip & Surrender 120 cards across three levels — you set the pace
£35
Expansion Pack 50 extra cards that mix straight into the main deck
£25
Plain Packaging Unmarked outer box — nothing on the outside gives it away
Mystery Card GameFree A full second game from our range, chosen for you. Which one? You'll find out when you open the box.
£20 Free
Mystery GiftFree One item from our accessories range, dropped in your box on top of everything else.
£10 Free
Bundle £90 + £30 of free extras
Everything in the box, worth £120
£40You pay
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Your free £20 mystery card game and free £10 mystery gift are added at checkout automatically — no code needed
No rules to learn No “we need to talk” Nobody has to go first
The Best Night In, Or Your Money Back Play it once. If it's not the best night in you've had in months, email us within 30 days and we'll refund you in full. Keep the cards.

"Best thirty quid we've spent on a night in. Played until 3am and the telly never went on once."

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8:00pm · Tonight, without the cards Same sofa. Same series. Same “shall we just go up?” — and you both know what that means. Nothing.
8:30pm · Tonight, with the cards Phones face down, second card on the table, and your partner's just said something they've been sitting on for years.
Sound familiar?

You Used To Be All Over Each Other.

Now it's a series, a cuddle and “night then.” Not because you stopped wanting it. Because somewhere between work, kids and the same four walls, you both stopped starting it.

“I'd love to, but I don't want to be the one who always brings it up.”
“What if I say what I actually want and they think it's weird?”
“We keep saying we'll make an effort. Then it's Tuesday again.”

It's not a dead spark. It's a missing opener.

Every couple who's gone quiet has the same problem: nobody wants to go first. So we built a game where nobody has to. You draw a card, you read it out, and the deck did the asking. That's the whole trick.

The Experience

Getting Freaky Again Takes Three Steps

No planning. No rulebook. No big night out. Just the two of you, a drink, and a deck that does the awkward bit for you.

01

Pour a drink & pick your level

Three levels — start mild and tease your way up, or go straight in at the deep end. You choose how bold tonight gets.

02

Draw. Dare. Drink.

Read the card out loud. Dares, confessions and challenges, one at a time. Every card is a door — you both decide which ones to open.

03

Let it go where it goes

The Expansion Pack adds 50 more cards and your free mystery game adds a whole new deck, so no two nights play the same. Tonight is just the first one.

Why It Works

Every Fantasy You Stopped Bringing Up

The wanting never went anywhere. You just stopped saying it. So the cards say it for you.

What did you think the first time you saw me?

What's something you've thought about telling me and never have?

Name one thing you'd want more of.

The cards do the asking

Nobody has to go first. You draw, you read it out, and the deck takes the blame.

Fantasies, finally on the table

Things you've thought about for years, said out loud for the first time — because a card asked, not you.

It usually goes both ways

One answer turns into a proper conversation, and most couples find out they'd both been wondering.

How soon

From “We Don't Anymore” To 8:30pm Tonight

You don't need six months and a couples' counsellor. You need one night, and it's closer than you think.

Today

Order in under a minute. No account, no code, straight to checkout.

Tomorrow

Dispatched within 24 hours in a plain, unmarked box.

Doormat

Standard UK delivery, 3–5 working days. Tracking by email.

8:00pm

Telly off. Drink poured. First card on the table.

8:30pm

Phones face down. You've both just said something. Nobody's going up yet.

The part people worry about

Getting Freaky Again Shouldn't Be Hard Work

Most “fix the spark” advice is a to-do list. Date nights to plan. Conversations to have. Books to read. This is a deck of cards.

No rulebook — you'll get it by the second card
No “we need to talk about us” conversation
No planning a big night out and a babysitter
No pressure to go further than either of you wants
No one has to be the one who suggests it
No trip to a shop you'd rather not be seen in

Just the two of you, a drink, and a deck that does the awkward bit for you. Under £35 for three games — less than a mediocre meal out you'd both forget.

Two Free Extras In Every Box

£30 Of Extras. On Us.

Order the bundle and two more things go in the box for nothing. You won't know what they are until you open it — which is half the fun.

Free

Mystery Card Game

£20 Free with your bundle

A full second game from our range, chosen for you. Which one? You'll find out when you open the box. That's a third full game on top of the 170 cards already in the bundle — so the second night is nothing like the first.

Free

Mystery Gift

£10 Free with your bundle

One item from our accessories range, dropped in your box on top of everything else. Something to make the night a little more interesting.

Both added to your order automatically. No code. Nothing to add to your basket. Everything in the box, worth £120 — yours for £40.

The Proof

Couples Who'd Gone Quiet Too

We asked 5,000 couples what happened after they played. They told us.

94%
said a better night than Netflix ever gave them 🔥
90%
heard something their partner had never said out loud
87%
discover something new in the first 30 mins
Why Us

Most Couples Games Keep It Polite

If you've gone quiet, “Name your partner's favourite film” isn't going to fix it.

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Actually gets you started — not just talking
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Three levels that build from teasing to bold
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Written for couples, not for a stag do
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Gets the fantasies out — not just the small talk
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Nobody has to be the one who brings it up
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170+ cards — hours of play
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Free £20 mystery card game with every bundle
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Free £10 mystery gift in every box
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Reusable — plays differently every time
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Plain, unbranded delivery
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Works for ten-years-in couples who've gone quiet
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Questions

The Things You're Wondering

That's exactly who it's built for. The problem with a long relationship isn't that you've run out of things to try — it's that nobody wants to be the one to suggest them. The cards do the suggesting. Ten-years-in couples are our most common buyer and the ones who write in most often afterwards.
Start at level one. It's mild, it's funny, and it's a game — which makes it far easier to say yes to than “we need to talk about us.” Most partners who were hesitant are the ones reaching for the next card by 8:30pm. And nothing in the box forces anyone's hand: you both choose which cards to open.
As far as you both want. Three levels — teasing, bold, and no-holding-back — and you choose where to start and where to stop. The cards suggest. You decide.
No. If you were already adventurous you wouldn't be reading this. It's built for couples who've gone quiet — the whole point is that the deck takes the awkwardness out of starting. You don't need to be anything. You need a drink and a table.
No. Pick a level, draw a card, read it out loud. You'll have it by the second card. There's no board, no rulebook and nothing to prepare.
A full card game from our range — a whole extra deck on top of the 170 cards already in the bundle. It's worth £20 and it goes in your box automatically. Which game you get is the surprise, so we're not saying. No code, nothing to add to your basket.
One item from our accessories range, worth £10, added to your order automatically. You'll find out what it is when you open the box — telling you would ruin it. No code needed.
Always. Every order arrives in plain unmarked packaging with no logos or branding on the outside. Nothing on the label identifies what's inside.
All orders are dispatched within 24 working hours. Standard UK delivery is 3–5 working days and you'll receive a tracking number by email. Delivery costs are shown at checkout before you pay.
Play it over and over. Three decks and an unpredictable draw order means it never plays the same night twice — and once you've started again, you tend not to stop.
Adults only, 18 and over. This isn't your family game night.
Tonight's the night

Still Not Getting Freaky?

You've said it out loud now. This is the bit where you do something about it — three games, 170+ cards, and a night that doesn't end on the sofa.
Plus £30 of free extras in every box — you won't know what until you open it.

Sip, Strip & Surrender Expansion Pack 🎴 Free Mystery Card Game (£20) 🎁 Free Mystery Gift (£10)

Was £90 · 56% off · £30 of free extras included
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